Metal Everything!
Ever wanted a metal shirt featuring a Capybara? Ever thought Pizza should have it's own metal shirt? You've come to the right place. From astrology to food to animals and historical figures, there's a metal shirt for everyone. You won't find a bigger collection of things that have no business being on metal shirts but still are anywhere else! And yes...there is a Golden Girls shirt.
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Featured Collection - Holiday Metal Magic
Make those ugly sweater dreams come true this year
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Frankenstein Ugly Sweater Design T-Shirt
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Merry Cthristmas from Cthulhu Ugly Christmas Sweatshirt
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Sleigh all Day Ugly Christmas Sweatshirt
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Zombie Christmas Elf Sweatshirt
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Nosferatu Ugly Christmas Sweatshirt
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Nutcracker Christmas Sweatshirt
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Goth Stuff Ugly Christmas Sweatshirt
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Werewolf Ugly Christmas Sweatshirt
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Merry Suffering Ugly Christmas Sweatshirt
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Cats Ugly Christmas Sweatshirt
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Dracula Ugly Christmas Sweatshirt
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Edgar Allen Poe Christmas Sweatshirt
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Food Metal Shirts
Ever wanted a metal shirt featuring cupcakes or spaghetti? This is the place.
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PIZZA - Yes Another Pizza Shirt Because it's PIZZA
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Astrology Metal Shirts
Leo's are Fire signs. Aries are associated with Iron. Scorpios are freakin' Scorpions. There are goats. This all sounds pretty metal to me...
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Scorpio Metal Unisex Shirt
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Libra Scales Metal Unisex Shirt
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Sagittarius Metal Unisex Shirt
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Leo Metal Unisex Shirt
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Capricorn Metal Unisex Shirt
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Aquarius Metal Unisex Shirt
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Pisces Metal Unisex Shirt
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Aries Metal Unisex Shirt
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People Metal Shirts
People and characters who should be on metal shirts are now on metal shirts.
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Large Marge
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Mozart Metal Unisex Shirt
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Miguel de Cervantes Metal Unisex Shirt #2
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Miguel de Cervantes Metal Unisex Shirt
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Mary Shelley Metal Unisex Shirt
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Oscar Wilde Metal Unisex Shirt
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Animal Metal Shirts
Because Capybaras and Cats can be just as metal as Cannibal Corpse
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Chameleon Metal Unisex Shirt
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La Cucaracha - Cockroach Metal Unisex Shirt
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Pomeranian Metal Unisex Shirt
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PUG Metal Unisex Shirt
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Trash Panda Raccoon Metal Unisex Shirt
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Calico Cat Metal Unisex Shirt
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CATS Metal Shirt Because Cats are METAL
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Creatures, Cryptids and Monster Metal Shirts
This one is obvious...
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BLOOD - Dracula Metal Unisex Shirt
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Chupacabra Metal Unisex Shirt
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Cryptids Metal Unisex Shirt
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Cthulhu Metal Unisex Shirt
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I mean hey...there's a lot of things on the periodic table that are literally Heavy Metals.
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Xenon Metal Shirt
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Mercury Metal Shirt
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Titanium Metal Shirt
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Platinum Metal Shirt
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Tungsten Metal Shirt
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Beryllium Metal Shirt
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Aluminum Metal Shirt
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Magnesium Metal Shirt
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More Collections
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Metal Mugs
Your coffee needs more metal.
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Metal Tote Bags
You're going to need something to carry all the other stuff you...


























































